Tuesday, December 12, 2006

A Really Dumb Blonde and Other Idiots

Well it happened again last night, about 10 pm the door of the bar opens and in walk four women in their late twenties or early thirties. The blondest one of the group looks around at the seven or eight people at the bar drinking their drinks, my wife and I are behind the bar and here it comes, "Are you open?" Jesus Christ!! Take a wild ass guess, what do you think? I swear, people like this are really just too stupid to breathe. What I really want to say is "Get the fuck out of my bar, I don't want to risk serving anyone that stupid!". On a related subject, my wife and I are selling a car that we own with an ad in the classified section of the paper. The ad reads, "1990 Audi 100 for sale, does not run, has a vacuum leak." We go on to list a few other things about the car including the rediculously low price, phone number, etc. We have had a dozen phone calls in response to the ad. Their first question has always been "Can I take it for a test ride?" "No dumbass, it does not run. " "Could you get it running for me so I can drive it?" "No I can't" "What's wrong with it" "As it says in the ad, it has a vacuum leak." "Well why don't you fix it so I can take it for a test drive?" At this point, I just want to hang up the phone. I really worry about our country and its future with this many idiots running around the streets.