Thursday, September 29, 2005




Having a Wet Pussy at the Bar.... It really is a good shot and it certainly is fun to take. There really is a shot glass between her legs. There are as many shots to take as there is imagination to come up with them. Some of the more popular shots at the bar are the Wet Pussy, the Genital Slurpy, the Lemon Drop, the Red Headed Slut, Instant Margaritas, the Four Wise Men, the Chocolate Cake, and the Smurff Piss. Who comes up with these names? Every now and then we will have someone come into the bar and ask for something totally off the wall. There was the evening that a college student came in and asked for a Flaming Dead Nazis' Wife. Now I know what a Flaming Dead Nazi is but know nothing about his wife. He said quite confused, "Well I had one in Boston last year, and it was good." I asked him what was in it?... No idea. How could I not know how it was made? I must be some kind of idiot. Maybe. Then there is the person who will ask for a Rolling Rock Light, Michelob Ultra, or an Amstel Light. Sorry, we are currently out of them, "Ok, I will have a Guiness Stout." What the hell are they thinking? This goes along with the people who will order an expensive single barrel bourbon with diet coke and three limes or Johnny Walker Black with tonic water and a lemon. Damn beginners. Well I guess they have to start somewhere. Sometimes though, it is hard to watch.