Les-bee Friends

Just when I think it has gotten as wierd as it can get, I am proven wrong. Again!!! This weekend one of my regular women came in the bar, ordered a drink and then proceeded to tell me about a very strange dream that she had during her previous nights sleep. She dreamt that she worked for me at the bar and really loved her job but because she had started seeing a new boyfriend and spending a great deal of time with him instead of being at the bar, I fired her. She said that she repeated tried to plead her case with me to get her job back but I was so angry with her that I would not even speak to her. At a loss for options on how to deal with me, she did the only think remaining tht she thought might help her out. She went directly to my wife to plead her case. She reported that in her dream, my wife listened to her side of the story very attentively and then told her that she would see that she got her job back if she did just one little thing. She would have to make love to my wife. As she really wanted her job back, she said she agreed. "Damn", she said, "Your wife is better than any man that I have ever been with! She did things to me that men have never even thought of. I had orgasm after orgasm!" She told me that I had one hell of a passionate wife. This is a new one for me. To the best of my knowledge, no one that I know has ever had a wet dream about my wife, or at least told me about it. Now I know that tomorrow is Mardi Gras and things typically get strange but so far, this one takes the cake. When I told my wife about the story, she laughed, commenting that I certainly collected some strange friends and why would they ever dream about having lesbian sex with a woman in her mid fifties. All of you Freudian afficiandos have fun with this one.