I'm Baaack !!

Yes I am finally back on the blog. Life in the bar has been so crazy over the last few months that words have been hard to come by. I have been suffering from a major writers blog block I suppose. Since Mardi Gras people have just been plain crazy, maybe it is the coming of warm weather and spring fever. For the two weeks surrounding Spring Break, I had a hell of a time keeping the customers in their clothing. It seemed everytime I turned around, someone was trying to take something off. Whether it was to show of breast enhancements that a former husband had purchased or nipple piercing. I felt like all I was doing was telling people to pull their tops down or up as the case may be. I got to the point that I had a meeting with my staff asking them to do their best to keep everyone inside their clothing. I know this sounds ridiculous, especially coming from me, but I swear, it was getting out of hand. People have asked me why I have not published anything and all I can say is that I feel like a priest hearing confessions in a brothel. I would not know how or where to begin. There was the night that three girls came into the bar and started drinking and talking. The more thy drank, the more sexual their conversation became. Before long, they decided to go back to one of the womens' home for an all girl three-way. Then there was the group of women who had a competition to outdo each other in their sexual adventures. As far as I know, they got up to doing three different partners in an evening. I tell you, being a bar owner is difficult, but not very boring. Talk to you soon.