Monday, October 31, 2005

Halloween Comes To The Bar


Saturday Night, Halloween came to the bar with the usual crazies. We had the good, the bad and the ugly. In other words, a typcal night.

One of my bitches, Dark Angel, began the night by asking a passing priest for forgiveness. "Forgive me father, for I will sin", she began the evening at least with a plan for her future. She knew that she would have a busy night in front of her. A little later in the evening, another one of my bitches, the green fairy, decided to try and corrupt this heavenly envoy with a little drink and hey, hey, hey. The priest remained good to his vows for a while as he was strong in the Lord and he would not give into temptation. My bitches would certainly have their work cut out for them on this night.

Amoung the people that came by on this night that were incorruptable included Richie Cunningham's mother. She was a pillar of virtue and was not to be swayed by the nights activity. She did have a toddy or two but did so in all fifties moderation and dignity. It was refreshing to a few people of good morals and character present as it gave my girls a challenge. Many others came and enjoyed the activityies of the evening. One of those that stopped by was Darth Vader. He used the force to determine where a good party was to be found. He was a real party animal and agreed to sing with the band. They were definitely in need of a good breathy bass and they found one in Darth. I never knew he was so musical. Our pillar of virtue, the priest continued to try and reform sinners at the bar with predictable results. Some people at a bar do not want to find salvation that way. After a while, the now very dejected minister of faith decided to drown his sorrows with a few drinks and started to make fun of Darth. This is not a good thing to do as Darth has a very short fuse. They were seen discussing who would pick up the bar tab for the evening. Th minister lost the toss by the way. After seeing it Darths' way, the young minister decided that he really did want to pick up the tab for himself and Darth. My two bitches for the evening consulted with me about our intergalactic guest as they had never met anyone naughtier than they were. After some guidence, they decided to introduce themselves to the dark lord and feel his power. After some brief monetary discussions, Darth was more than happy to share his real force with Dark Angel. Something that she was very pleased with.

The Dark Lord definitely was glad he came to the party and party his ass off he did. He took complete advantage of my women of the night and I guesss it could be said that he partied a little too hard with my girls. By the end of the evening, a good time was had by all and it was time for some well deserved rest. Darth may be one of the rulers of the dark side but he was obviously undone by my bitches and bartenders' drinks. As the night drew to an end, I met back up with my ladies of the evening and as usual, my bitches had all my money. A good time was had by all and if you missed it, you missed out.